Things that drive lefties higher up the wall

Something is making the British lefties even freakier than they already are. According to blogger Ed West in The Telegraph, the freaks have gone bonkers talking about the upcoming royal wedding  and how it will cost tonnes of money  and why they can't stand the endless grovelling to the royal family, blah, blah, blah. The lefties at the Guardian, where they nest in hordes, have already started clawing at everybody and anybody.

Now, let's hope that Prince Andrew too decides to tie the knot and keep the royal weddings going one after another so we can hear the pop, pop, pop of freaks exploding all over.

.........But as well as wishing Prince William and Kate Middleton well on a personal level (considering his childhood, he seems to have turned out remarkably normal, far more normal than most of my friends, and a gentleman to boot), the royal wedding news has cheered me up tremendously – for the simple reason that it’s going to drive Lefties mental.

It’s already started at the Guardian, with lots of carping about the cost of the wedding (which as an argument is a non-starter, since it will almost certainly boost the economy) and about the endless grovelling towards the aristocracy. Over the next few months we’ll see the urban middle class (of which I am a member) doing what they love best – class hatred, both towards those above them and those below, whose patriotism they especially despise........