if not, then you are free to go sniffing at their rear end as Ryerson has gone to the dogs and the only way doggies talk to each other is by sniffing their assholes.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas — but not at Ryerson. The Grinch’s alma mater.
The university has released a guide to the holiday season, as a public service.
“In a country as multicultural as Canada, the months of November, December and January are filled with cultural festivals and celebrations,” says the release. It lists the biggies. Hmmm, let’s see...
Hanukkah, Jewish Festival of Lights. St. Nicholas Day, celebrated by European cultures. Las Posadas, Mexican celebration of the nativity.
Epiphany, Christian celebration of the visit of the three wise men. Lohri, harvest festival of Punjab. Pongal, Hindu festival marking the start of the sun’s move north.
Wow. Lots going on.
They left out National Cookie Day and International Ninja Day. But otherwise, I can’t think of anything...oh, hang on a jiff, there is one, something about...it’s on the tip of my tongue, yes, yes, starts with ‘c’...I’ve got it... CHRISTMAS!
You know. Mistletoe. Bing Crosby. Santa. Away in a manger. Dashing through the snow...
Does Ryerson have something against Christmas?
Faculty experts have issued a dozen detailed tip packages, via the school’s public affairs office............