Dalton McGuinty and the Call Girls

Relax... it's just a joke..... or is it?

Dalton McGuinty was looking for a call girl.

He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, I am the Premier of Ontario, Canada.
How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.

Still looking for a bargain, he then asked the redhead...

Her reply was:

'Mr. Premier , if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,

My pants as low as my wages,

Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,

And keep it rising like the price of gas,

Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and

Screw me the way you have retirees,

Then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent

h/t: RonF