Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Gossip Mag gives the dirty on Gore's gore

If this has any legs, I am hoping he will be arrested, charged and sent to jail.   Sometimes, we do see justice done.

Al Gore has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon - and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The Enquirer has learned exclusively!

The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!....

h/t: Irene


  1. How glorious it would be if he is found guilty.

    Even better but wishful thinking if he was incarcerated somewhere near MELTING polar icecaps surrounded by hungry polar bears!

  2. She must be a pretty extraordinary 54 year old.
    I'm surprised that something like this hasn't been Michael Jackson-ed away.
    Well, early days yet, eh?

  3. Do I need to say so much as two words about using the National Enquirer as a source?

    You could not even begin to be serious about this.

  4. Actually the Enquirer has become semi-legit over the last few years. They broke two big-time political sex scandals in the US. If I'm not mistaken it was the Edwards and Blagovjevich scandals.

  5. Patrick - you are forgetting this:

  6. "amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with "a gorgeous massage therapist."

    There's a BIG difference between a "masseuse" and a "massage therapist". An RMT usually has at least a two year study course at a technical college,whereas anyone with the right organs can be a masseuse or masseur.

    I find this one a little difficult to believe,not the Al dallying with another woman part,the "sexual assault" part.

    Al's a wealthy famous asshole who probably could bed 25% of the women in America if he was of a mind to, and I can't see him getting so worked up about a 54 year old "masseuse" that he'd commit a felony.

    More likely he made promises he had no intention of fulfilling,and now she's decided she's been "assaulted".

    I detest Al Gore,and wish he'd been caught in bed with a small boy,on camera, but this story doesn't ring true.


  7. Seems like Gore and Clinton were a double act.


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