There were these 4 guys, an American, a Canadian, a Britisher and a Saudi Arabian, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Near you there are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and your wish will come true."
The American wanted to start (as usual). He ran towards the pool, jumped in and shouted, "WHISKEY". The pool immediately changed into a pool of whiskey. The American was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Canadian's turn. He did the same and shouted, "BEER" and immersed himself into a pool of beer.
The Britisher was next and he jumped and shouted, "Wine". He was so contented with his wine pool.
The last is the Arab. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted "SHIT"
The rest is yukky but well deserved.