The Lepers of Sickoland - Episode 2

Season 1, Episode 2 Title: Comedy of Idiots Brought to you by Producer/Director : Maria Sarah Nunes of Toronto, Canada
Today's episode features the retarded and repulsively hideous residents of Sickoland, with the "as popular as a creepy crawler under your bed sheet" Canadian Cynic aka Corroding Corpse in the leading role.
In strong supporting roles, please lets hear your applause for: KEvron Ti-Guy Robert McClelland Bismark mystereeoso Jon Pertwee Cherniak_WTF Artful Nudger and billed at the very top is an ugly but adorable: Gorgon/Dragon

Our story begins with the hideous citizens of Sickoland huddled in a damp, dirty cave full of bat droppings, cowering in fear.
Picture them with the droppings all over them as the bats hang overhead perpetually defecating on our heroes. They were hiding from a creature that was part Gorgon and part Dragon who had come to Sickoland to seek them out.

The story goes that this particular Gorgon/Dragon who was as hideously ugly and deformed as our heroes, was on the warpath. The Gorgon/Dragon had been provoked and provoked without a cause by the stinking citizenry of Sickoland.

Our heroes could hear the creature roaring in rage outside the cave. It was going to be a bloody battle if they so much as tried to go past her. Fear can give rise to false machoism and this trait was reigning supreme, at least for now, with our esteemed heroes, as they matched wits with each other on how to slay the Gorgon/Dragon and save their hides.

 Read and laugh. The first two lines themselves sent me into stitches.
"not soil your own". Get it ?! 
 KEvron: "Seriously, I'm open to suggestions" again, my blog is at your disposal, should not wish to soil your own. 
 "Perhaps a little public humiliation is in order. What do you think?"
 i already do that on a daily basis. drop any revelations on an older comment thread on my blog (no anononymous tips, and i'll delete the comment after i've read it, to prtect the whistleblower). 
i'll consider the info, then draft a post, if merited. vetting will surely prove difficult, so no guarantees. Canadian Cynic: These people really are adorable -- they're all "I'll kick your ass, oooooooh, you betcha, just you wait, man, if I had my way, yap yap yap...". And yet, when they had the chance to get up close and personal with me in Toronto, not one of those spineless turds showed up. Not one. Now here's Dodo, being all "I'll chew you up and spit you out, damned straight," being too fucking petrified to allow any comments. Beating up on these pants-pissing yobs isn't even fun any more.
 KEvron:but since you brought it up: does anyone ese get the feeling maria's channeling annie wilkes? mystereeoso: As unB'effinglieveable as Dodo's post is in the first place, the fact there are ZERO comments is priceless.

Meanwhile, in other value challenged news -

Robert McClelland: How nasty and how public do you want the retaliation to be? 
Canadian Cynic: *Sigh*. Don't. It's just not worth it. Normally, I wouldn't give a crap, but it's getting really tiring that none of these imbeciles learns anything from their last clusterfuck, going so far as to encourage illegal activity. The same people who were absolutely gleeful at my outing are positively terrified about someone outing them. And yet, here we have another Blogging Tory, even stupider than the rest of them, wanting to leap back into that snake pit. What the fuck is wrong with these people? 
Robert McClelland: It's actually very satisfying when they either get caught with their pants around their ankles in public or moan about their misfortune, or series of misfortunes, on their blog. 
 Ti-Guy : What you should do is simply write up a post highlighting Ms. Dodo's "threat" to contravene privacy laws. If she does have friends in Revenue Canada who passed on information to her, I believe that would *two* crimes. Then mention Stephen Taylor and wonder why the aggregator he runs harbours potential criminals and/or the demonstrably insane, whichever applies. This post wasn't succinct enough to have that message dominate. 
 Bismark: Well, we've seen what she's made of "spit gobbles of green yuck" apparently. I can hardly wait for the next post where she: a) moans about being "attacked" by eeeeevil leftists; or b) boasts about how she's enraged the aforementioned "leftists" while snuffing out all of their comments. The fact that this "conservative woman" claims to believe in "total freedom of speech" is just beyond precious. Just another spineless, utterly pathetic douchebag.
 Jon Pertwee :"This is one BROWN conservative woman who will not be "politically correct" and ignore your attacks like the sweet white conservative soft targets you have been dealing with and let you get away with the attacks you are launching on me." Bigotry as a defense and as a threat. Sounds like she's preparing for the Klan to show up at her house. 
Artful Nudger: Looks like my comment went the way of her namesake too. All I did was point out the logical inconsistency of "bring it on" coupled with barring all comments that would attempt to bring the it on. I also criticized her on massacring the biblical aphorism "turn the other cheek" - which really would have been a prime moment for her to turn around and nail me with a "The Devil can quote scripture." Ah well. We've already seen that she's not terribly quick on her mental feet. 
 Cherniak_WTF: As for Maria, I'm guessing she's some kind of Jesus Freak who hates fags.... but that's really an easy guess... and yes the Free Speech warrior does moderate...

Our episode ends here as the producer/director needs her sleep in order to recharge her batteries for the battle tomorrow.

Our next episode will see more supporting cast members and the round table conference inside the bat shit cave continuing gloriously. The leper is still babbling about "sizckkko huss hass huss maaa maaa maaa ...." and I cannot quite make out what he wants to say. Can you ? The mystery continues.

 song of Maria: I am making a list and checking it twice, gonna know soon who is evil and vile... evil and vile, evil and vile, evil and vile

 stay tuned for the next episode sometime soon ......