He calls himself Canadian Cynic - SICKO is more like it

He describes himself as: Left-leaning, progressive snark from the general vicinity of Waterloo, Ontario He has four nitwits chewing up endlessly like cows in a dung-ridden pasture, the crumbs and leftovers that we at Blogging Tories deem to throw their way. The nitwits are aptly named: Lindsay Stewart (a female maybe or a girlish name for a guy whose mother thought he looked better in a frock?), LuLu (more like LoopyLoo?) and now get this - one of them calls itself/herself/himself/dogself: M@ (and no - that's not a typo) and more hilarity follows with the fourth contributor's name, the sicko himself: CC (yup - ladies and gentlemen - you read that right, CC - carbon copy or corroding corpse? Me thinks, the latter.

So what does Canadian Cynic do, day in and day out, you ask ? Patience my Conservative fellow bloggers and friends - I am going to tell you all about it. Yesterday, some of you might have noticed that Dodo Can Spell was silent for most of the day. Silent on the blog but researching the blogosphere to ferret out the weasels who were leaving their smelly turds on my blog. And ferret them out I did.

At the very top of this guy's blog he wants you to "DONATE for supporting Canadian Snark" Yes, audacity of audacities, he begs for your donation for an excuse of a blog that does nothing but prowl around the Blogging Tories website bottom feeding on things he and his slimeballs perceive to be "inaccurate" or "idiotic" in our posted items and he/they thrive on ridiculing Conservative bloggers like leeches kept hungry for a decade and then let loose on the butt of an obese person.

This "whale shit swallowing" person who calls himself Canadian Cynic and says he is from the vicinity of Waterloo, must have (and I am willing to bet my bottom dollar on it) something lacking not only in the vicinity of below his belt but also in the vicinity of above his neck. This excuse for a human being got himself invited as a speaker to a meetup group in Toronto called "The Toronto Atheists and Friends" and the organizers put up the following in their calendar for July 3. "For over five years, the blogger "Canadian Cynic" has railed against the appalling idiocy of the right-wing wankersphere. Along with his carefully-acquired co-bloggers "LuLu" and "Pretty Shaved Ape", "CC" (as he is known to his readers) has struck fear into the hearts of Canada's wanks from coast to coast, using a combination of awesome intellect, devastating logic and, sometimes, just calling people "douchebags" when the situation calls for it. And for the first time, he comes out publicly. The evening's presentation will consist of some war stories from many years back during CC's anti-creation science years, plus some updates on how, depressingly, nothing seems to have changed. There will be a subsequent Q/A session, during which outraged audience members will be allowed to vent until told to put a sock in it, after which we will adjourn to a convenient pub that serves real beer, and you're buying. Event admission: $5 regular, $4 student, FREE for Centre for Inquiry Friends of the Centre" 

This event was attended by 28 people. Minus the 3 stooges and the sicko himself, you have an attendence of a measly 24 long faced atheists who although they deny there is a God they go every morning searching for God or the word GOD on the internet - if you get my drift.

Note to self: Visit the OHRC website and see if something can be found that makes the organizers of the event and those who participated liable for publicly calling the good citizens of Canada "douchebags" and "wanks". Lets give the Lynch woman some atheist ass to chew on.

Now the questions that need to be asked are: Did he get paid, and if so how much? Will he declare the money he received in his tax returns? How much did the sidekicks get? Will they declare those earnings and maybe other similar ones in their tax returns ? Or did he prostitute himself and his sidekicks for free?

Note to self: Get in touch with the Revenue Canada guys I used to know during the short term contract a couple of years ago. Always good to keep in touch with influential friends.

Here's a comment on the critique, on his blog, to one of my items from my blog, a lap dog the sicko seems to have on hand, makes this remark about me:

from Ti-Guy There is no hope for these people. Time to start engaging in elminationist rhetoric...just to put the fear of God in them so they'll learn to focus. Which is really their worst problem. They don't ever pause to wonder whether what they're saying accurate or not. And then the inaccuracies spread like a viruses.Let's not call it "evil." Let's call it "inoculation" or "prophylaxis." The rest of us know our lack of accuracy has consequences. So should they."

 Hmmmm - Ti-Guy believes there is a God. Whereas, the sicko he/she sucks up to gives speaking engagements to atheist groups. Hypocrite.

 Note to self: More investigation required to ferret out full profile of Ti-Guy to determine why the little weasel is such a sucker upper.

Ti-Guy's comment reminds me of this line from Alinsky's Rules for Radicals: "that he must give a moral appearance (as opposed to behaving morally): "All effective action requires the passport of morality" See how he/she comes off as being such a morally upright person that by bringing something to light which they perceive to be wrong, they are trying to get us to walk the "right" path. The "right" path that they have set up for us.

As for the sicko, he thinks if he lives by these rules from Alinsky's mantras then he will have achieved nirvana: 1) Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules. You can kill them with this. They can no more obey their own rules than the Christian church can live up to Christianity. 2) Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also, it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage. 3) Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.

This little woman at Dodo Can Spell can chew up the entire team at canadiancynic for breakfast and still feel hunger pangs within the next hour for a dozen more similar courses with added on generous sprinkling of cayenne pepper. If any one of you slimy stinking rattlesnakes dare to come to my blog again, I am going to spit gobbles of green yuck at your comments and take orgasmic pleasure in kicking those comments out in cyber neverland. This is one BROWN conservative woman who will not be "politically correct" and ignore your attacks like the sweet white conservative soft targets you have been dealing with and let you get away with the attacks you are launching on me. I might be a Christian, but I sure am not of the variety that believes in "if you are slapped on one cheek, turn the other one too". Instead, I slap silly my opponents to kingdom come and enjoy the experience. Savvy ? Sicko and Co.??? SO - BRING IT ON weasels. I WANT YOU TO. The more you say, the more info I will be able to gauge about your cockroach infested lives.

 This is Part One of my investigation. I will soon be bringing you Part Two with some gripping graphics and quotes AND photographs.

I am making a list and checking it twice. Stay tuned ...........