Yesterday the lepers in sickoland, in gratitude for the internet traffic I gave them, awarded me with one of their prize possessions. I wonder if the ahole they have awarded me belonged to the guy with the girlish name or was it Sicko's own extended and badly torn one? Whichever it was, I will proudly display it on my mantelpiece and hope to score more.
Maybe next round I will get T-Guy's or maybe KEvron's or maybe Sheena's. I can only hope.
This is what I found at sickoland:
"Ladies and gentlemen, the votes have been tabulated by the libertine accountants of Bendham, Spreddum and Pucker and you can feel the tension in the air. The moment you've been waiting for is at hand, who will be named today's perfect rectum, the glinting sphincter and supreme arse of Blogging Torydom? The cardigan blue knobs always put up a stirring fight for the accolade that toots but after all of the CCM helmets have been buckled and all of the drool mopped up, there can only be one winner. The envelope please... and the winner of today's Blogging Tory Award for Excellence in the Pursuit of Terminal Dumb Fuckery is DODO! No one doubts that this is only the first of many Silver Anuses that Dodo's, um, talents will rightly warrant. Let's hear it for Dodo!"
Below are some pics of these poor souls. Please do your best to find some pity, but failing that you can spew your bile all over them all you want. The lips and mouths of these poor lepers have been eroded due to the deadly disease of leprosy.
They can still say a few disjointed words, but one has to strain one's ears to understand the gurgling sound that emits from those fast diminishing extremities, namely, their lips.
The diminishing effects have already assaulted and done away with their other extremities, but we can only hope that the few remaining bits that make up their mouths will be the last to go so we can be entertained by their antics a bit longer.
The pics below show how they look now. They once were recognisable by their mothers, sadly not any more. Photo credits go to Wiki. Wiki and other sources have promised to let me have pics of how they looked before they became so badly deformed. Until then, patience is the key word.
Their vocabulary is very, very limited as leprosy not only affects a person's extremities and deforms the body, but it also tends to eat away at a person's brain cells and speech patterns.QUOTE: - she's a ringer. the contest is fixed - A "science fiction pixie from a strange atomic place..." Yep. Works for me - Love the silver anus. That *has* to accompany more posts around here. Other evocative images to jazz up.Blogging Tory commentary: bongs, rubber rooms, the stills from Triumph of the Will and that one with Harper dressed up as gay cowboy. - If she's a girl blogger, isn't there a golden cunt equivalent award If you want a gender appropriate awards program, you'll have to pingshi-na.. -I'm with Sheena...the least you could do to honor the lady Bter's is create a cunt equivalent to the silver sphincter.Cunts and assholes are, afterall, the cutting edge of snark. No? -Sorry, please realize there is no equivalency between cunts and arseholes. Ain't doable, not even on the cutting edge of snark. Different things. The silver sphincter is already a gem. Dodo wins the day. -You have a point, Stinkrodox ... perhaps I should just insult people because they're black. Or gay. I'm guessing you have no problem with . -I am neither Retardican or for Ignatief.That said, don't you think the cunt thingy is a brilliant symbol of progressive. -The Silver anus is best,... after all we all know how the rightwieners cry when we start throwing around "C" word,...Calling some one an arsehole is ok, dickhead,... no problem,... use the female parts of the body, the rightwing get all Political Correct and whine about rudeness,... Of course being Racists for profit is ok, ask Kathy Shaidle and her quest for a HRC charge.Jesus, am I ever glad I hung close up my blog,... The level of Teh Stoopid is now reaching critical mass. -You..or Lindsay...or both..or either..can insult whomever you want, whenever you want....but do consider the cunt. If not for me for the sake of all the cunts out there. Classical snark should never be forgotten.Please define "fluffer" as I don't know whether to be insulted or humble. UNQUOTE
Shiploads of the stuff that normal folk flush down the toilet, is juggled around and played with, partly eaten, partly kept for later consumption as the lepers play around in the muck to their heart's content.
I will be following the antics of these degenerates for your entertainment pleasure.
Wait .. wait .. what is this leper trying to tell me, uh, uh, oh it sounds like "sizckkko huss hass huss maaa maaa maaa ...." Ladies and Gentlemen, I will give this leper guy some time to formulate what's on his mind and bring the thought to his rapidly vanishing mouth to form into words that human ears can understand.
Stay tuned for the next Episode in the life of lepers ..............
Wow, you truly are a wonder to behold. At least Patrick has some intellectual acumen when he blathers on with his lies.
ReplyDeleteYou, on the other hand, are just sick.
You don't know "sick" as yet. Wait and watch. And, thanks for the compliment.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was that? Was that meant to accomplish something?
ReplyDeleteIt's not quite verbal diarrhea, since it makes local sense in places. The words, syntax and grammar are English, but it reads like pure Crazy. It's fascinating.
Classy. Photos of folks suffering from a horrible disease. Not only have you sunk to the same level as your critics, you've actually succeeded in being even more detestable.
ReplyDeleteYou may want to re-think this whole blogging venture. You're not very good at it.
yeah, what carolyn said. it's not just that you're out of your league, but that you don't know how to weather this stuff.
ReplyDeleteKEvron
So your response to CC's unflattering portrayal of you is...proving him right. And promising to get even worse.
ReplyDeleteWell, uh...I guess that showed him. Or something.
And the Dodo leaps from the cliffs of Teh Stoopid, and lands with a sickening wet thud,...
ReplyDeleteDodo's maybe able to spell, but they will ever be able to fly to victory
I recommend that you get some counseling.Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAhhh - the sweet sounds of "impotent" rage; Such sweet music to my ears it brings;
ReplyDeleteI could dance to its tune the whole day long;
But investigation into slimy things I need to proceed.
Wow, I could write poetry too if I set my mind to it. Those lines above took just 2 minutes.
Wow, you managed to do 20 seconds worth of writing in 2 minutes. Very impressive.
ReplyDelete"Wow, I could write poetry too if I set my mind to it. Those lines above took just 2 minutes."
ReplyDeleteReally? Most people could have come up with something far more witty and clever in 30 seconds. Still, keep learning English Maria, you'll get in someday.
So not a single word from my lovingly-constructed dramatization of your call to your "friends" at CRA?
ReplyDeleteI'm hurt.
What you're hearing, Maria, is not "impotent rage", but shock, disgust, and pity.
ReplyDeleteCC has pissed off no end of right-wingnuts, and they've all fired salvos back - but none of them, in so doing, decided to mock the sufferers of a virulent disease.
Additionally (and as much as it pains me to write this about the Blogging Tories), most of them were more coherent.
OMG!!! What in the world was that?????
ReplyDeleteI can only hope and pray that you do not have kids who might be influenced by such a disturbed mind.