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Friday, March 26, 2010

Seductive Booby Traps and Sexy Booty Shakes

Brought to you by those lovable guys and gals from the suicide brigade. This will remind you of that Austin Powers comedy where the girls run around spitting fire from their boobs. Unfortunately, the new reality we live in today, is far from funny.

Radical Islamist plastic surgeons could be carrying out the implant operations in lawless areas of Pakistan, security sources are said to warned. Explosives experts have reportedly said just five ounces of Pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate packed into a breast implant would be enough to blow a “considerable” hole in the side of a jumbo jet.

It would be virtually impossible for airport security scanners to detect the explosive if hidden inside a breast, medics have said. Joseph Farah, a terrorism expert, told The Sun: "Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery."

Plastic surgeons may also have inserted the chemical into the buttocks of would-be suicide bombers. .... read on

1 comment:

  1. I have always wondered why the United States has not yet developed robot females shooting bullets from their boobs technology? Can you think of a better weapon to use against the sexually repressed Taliban foot soldiers?

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