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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Fuck you TSA and Homeland Security and damn you to hell


On my return home to Toronto from my jaunt to the USA,  I found that there was no lock on  my wheelie.  At first I thought that I must have forgotten to lock it and probably left the little tiny lock back in the hotel room.  But, on unzipping the bag, lo and behold, my lock was amongst my dirty laundry (in fact the entire bag was mostly full of dirty, smelly clothes)  and the lock was cut, which I noticed in the next flitting moment.

It's amazing how many different thoughts go through your mind in just one tiny moment.  I went from "stupid me, not only did I not lock the wheelie, I dropped the lock in it, idiot"    "huh ... how did the lock snap like that?"   "what the fuck...did someone break into my wheelie"  "fuck it ... did someone steal something?"  "what, what?"

And, then among all the mess of catalogs, brochures, books, dirty clothes,  complimentary toiletries, tea and coffee sachets from the hotels, my Starbucks plastic coffee mug, a half consumed vodka bottle and my sandals,  I find a note from the TSA.

Dear folks,  this is what the world has come to.... and all because of muslims.  I find it's unnatural not to hate the whole lot of them for the mess they have made of the entire world.  I don't care that statistics show that only a small percentage are the rotten apples ... but have you forgotten what  one rotten apple can do to a sackful of   "maybe okay" ones?

The fucking brain-dead TSA morons at Virginia's Dulles International Airport broke the lock on my little wheelie because they saw something that looked suspicious.  I am presuming that it was the partly consumed vodka bottle or maybe the toiletries I had stuffed in the coffee mug to save space.

So.... because of muslims and their murdering ways, ordinary citizens of the world cannot even carry a bottle of water which is more than 200 ml in their handbag and if they carry  a bottle of liquid which looks like it is more than 200 ml in their checked baggage, then chances are your privacy is gonna be invaded  because a TSA pervert will break the lock on your suitcase and will go through your underwear ... dirty or not.

The world has changed, and not for the better.  Furthermore, brace yourselves .... it's going to get much worse.

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