Rex Murphy on bangs, teases, shampoos, clipping scissors and a hairless Charter of Rights and Freedoms

At Murphy's article there's this great comment from a "gamaa":

 gamaa   The OHRC in the throes of an agonizing multicultural fracas, pitting two of  it’s pet protégés {militant Lesbians and righteous Muslims } in a tug-of-war.... Oh my ~!?!Will the wise Babes Hall, like King Solomon, call for a ‘ razor ’ sharp sword to split that precious baby in half { splitting hairs to save face } ?????

HAHAHAHAH

Another good one, in reply to a comment from someone who thinks the lesbo is right, we have this:

Thomson1     So when you walk into a female beauty salon and ask for a brazilian, they must oblige? Take off your clownshoes and get over yourself, defending such obvious stupidity simply demonstrates your own self-righteous incompetence.

..I knew it was a glaring gap    back on the day it all became official. Where, oh where, in our Charter of Rights and Freedoms was the clause or reference dealing with the cardinal human right of Toronto women to have their hair cut by the Muslim barber of their choice?

It was not there! Not a word. The Charter was nude of any connection, any allusion or annotation: no references to bangs, teases, shampoos or styling, clippers, scissors or shaving brushes. Tonsorially, the Charter of Rights and Freedoms was a total hairless bust.

Thus, by great omission, did a terrible injustice creep into the world.

Has not the right to get the haircut you choose at the establishment of your insistence been a cry of the human heart since the age of the hairy — and I must say unkempt — Neanderthals? Haircuts, trims and shampoos have been a grand theme of freedom for all of us over the eons. On the lips of liberty has always been a prayer for just the right haircut from the barber of your choice. Patrick Henry’s great call — Give me a ducktail, or let me cut my own — still sends shivers up every waxed enlightened back.

Was it not the shout of the barons on the fields of Runnymede, in 1215 before the granting of the Magna Carta? “Trim the back, easy on the sides and a little off the top — or give us death!” And are not their names recorded in the ground-breaking Marie Clairol Book of Fabulous Perms and Human Rights?...............