Britainistan or Jamaicastan ... which name would best suit the once great UK?

Hard to make a choice.  How about  Jammus  or Muzjamibad or Vrfucked or Hellisus ?  

From ITV News:
....In one part of Rhyl, two-thirds of working-age    people are dependent on out-of-work benefits, while 41% of adults in Clacton have no qualifications, said the report.

Out of 20 neighbourhoods across the UK with the highest levels of out-of-work benefits, seven are in coastal towns that once attracted millions of tourists.

Of the 10 wards in England and Wales with the highest rates of teenage pregnancy, four are in seaside towns with the highest rate in Great Yarmouth.
Blackpool local authority has the highest rate of children in care in the whole of England - 150 per 10,000 population - far exceeding the English average of 59.
In some neighbourhoods, more than 40% of families with children are fatherless......