Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Comic relief


I didn't watch nor read about the recent Oscar ceremonies, but I sort of recall a tweet or a headline about someone butchering someone's name. This probably relates to that or is aimed at someone else on a visit there.

Satirist Andy Borowitz at NewYorker:
A surprise appearance by the actor John Travolta today in Kiev’s Independence Square has further confused the situation in Ukraine, witnesses on the ground report.

According to several accounts, Mr. Travolta flew to Ukraine in his self-piloted private jet in the hopes of raising morale in the embattled country, but only served to perplex Ukrainians with a brief but indecipherable speech.

In his remarks, Mr. Travolta referred to Ukraine as “Cranium” and Crimea as “IKEA” before hopping back into his cockpit and flying away.

The speech rattled the nerves of the Ukrainians who heard it, according to reports. In the words of one witness: “We are no longer sure what country we are living in.”

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